Need a professional Alibi?
Amazing ... but I guess that anything goes in this day and age. The Alibi Network ... a professional organization that will cover for you and create an alibi for anything! You need a "virtual buddy" to answer calls for you, or make them? You need a phone number of the "hotel" that you are staying at where they will answer and say anything that you want? You need to fake where you are calling from? Read their FAQ and they even give an example real-life alibi.
What truly is an indicator of the level of integrity in our society is that these guys are in business, and probably doing very well. It floors me to see the direction that so many people would choose to take in their life. Stunning.